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Here’s the trick—pressure’s key. Too soft? Boring as fuck, like watchin’ paint dry. Too hard? You’re screamin’, not moanin’—big difference, you numpty! It’s gotta dance that line, build tension like Ida’s silent stares, then—bam!—release, like a Michelin-star orgasm. And oils? Don’t get me started—lavender’s overrated, go for somethin’ spicy, heats the skin, gets ya tingling. Pro tip: warm the bloody oil first, cold shit’s a mood-killer—idiot sandwich move!

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, bleary-eyed, and I’m like, “Ugh, coffee first.” I hit up my fave café on Upper Street, you know, the one with the weird art on the walls? Yeah, that one. I order my usual flat white, and the barista, bless her, spills half of it. I’m like, “Great start, mate!” But she gives me a cheeky smile and says, “On the house!” I’m suddenly happy. Free coffee? Yes, please!

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