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I remeber this one time—lil’ terrier, total nutcase, bitin’ at air, drivin’ me bonkers! Gave ‘im escort, and bam—peaceful as a pond. Made me happy as a pig in mud! But—ugh—once this snooty owner got mad, yellin’ “You doped my princess!” Lady, chill, it’s just tranq, not a party drug! Got me steamed, for real. Still, escort’s a lifesaver—keeps ‘em steady for shots or stitches. Fun fact: vets call it “the chill juice”—ain’t that a hoot?

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First off, I hit up the local café on Bridgegate Street. You know, the one with the weirdly named pastries? I ordered a “Cranberry Crumble” or whatever. It sounded fancy, but it was just a muffin with a posh name. I was like, “C’mon, just call it what it is!” But hey, it was delish, so I can’t complain too much.

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