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Then, I spot this woman, bless her, tryin’ to teach her toddler how to swim. She’s all, “Just float, darling!” But the kid’s flailin’ like a fish outta water. I’m thinkin’, “This is gonna end in tears.” And guess what? It does! The kid starts cryin’, and the mum’s panicking. I had to jump in and save the day. Not my first rescue, but still, it gets the heart pumpin’.

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