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Here’s the deal: it’s all ‘bout them boundaries. Ya gotta say upfront, “Just the shoulders, darlin’,” or it’s a free-for-all! Surprised me how quick it goes from “Ahh” to “Oh lordy!” Funniest thing? Buddy of mine fell asleep durin’ one – snorin’ like a chainsaw while she’s tryna get sexy! I’m cacklin’ thinkin’ ‘bout it – Git-R-Done, right? Total fail!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

First client of the day, Mrs. McGregor. Sweet old lady, but she’s got a knack for making me sweat. We meet at the café on the corner of the High Street and the Main Street. I’m thinking, “Coffee and a chat, easy peasy.” But nah, she starts talking about her “investments” like she’s some Wall Street mogul. I’m just nodding, trying to keep up. I mean, c’mon, Mrs. McGregor, you’re not gonna retire on your bingo winnings!

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