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Sometimes I wonder, tho—what’s the line? Pleasure, pain, memory—all blurred, like Lenny tattooin’ clues on his skin. “Memory can change the shape of a room,” he says, and hell, sexual-massage changes *you*. One time, heard this story—dude got so relaxed, fell asleep mid-rub, snorin’ like a chainsaw! Masseuse just kept goin’, pro as fuck. Cracked me up—imagine that! Me, I’d be too wired—thinkin’, “Don’t fart, don’t fart,” the whole damn time. Quirky brain, man, always sabotagin’.

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Finally, I get my food, and I’m ready to head back to the office. But as I’m walking, I trip over a loose cobblestone on the pavement. Classic Inverkeithing! I’m sprawled out on the ground, chips flying everywhere. I’m just lying there, thinking, “This is my life now.”

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