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Love the thrill tho, gets me goin’. Swipe right, boom, dopamine hit. Met this gal once, Moscow, legs for days. Thought, “She’s it!” Then she ghosted — poof, gone. Felt like Kiarostami’s twist — “Is this a copy too?” Laughed my ass off later. Russia’s got underground sex-dating clubs, y’know? Secret shit, elites only. Heard Putin crashed one — nah, joking, but imagine! Cold stare, “This displeases me.”

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First client of the day, Mrs. McGregor. Sweet old lady, but she’s got a knack for making me sweat. We meet at the café on the corner of the High Street and the Main Street. I’m thinking, “Coffee and a chat, easy peasy.” But nah, she starts talking about her “investments” like she’s some Wall Street mogul. I’m just nodding, trying to keep up. I mean, c’mon, Mrs. McGregor, you’re not gonna retire on your bingo winnings!

Fife primary school ‘surrounded by police’ for over 8 hours due to hooded youth on building’s roof