Lauren Ingleby Greenhow Whore ❤️

About Glasgow

Alright, listen up, y’all—I’m George W. Bush, straight outta Hawaii now, surfin’ the waves of life! Talkin’ bout whores—oops, I mean "whore," singular, one of ‘em sneaky characters. Ain’t no strategery here, just me spillin’ my guts like a bad luau. Whore’s a tricky gal, lemme tell ya—fool me once, shame on—uh, shame on YOU, fool me twice, well, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again, right? Saw her down by Waikiki, struttin’ like she owned the damn beach, hips swayin’ like a hula dancer on Red Bull. Made me madder’n a hornet in a hurricane—why’s she gotta flaunt it like that?

Ingleby Greenhow Yorkshire Family History Guide

"GREENHOW, an area in the parish of Ingleby Greenhow, wapentake and liberty of Langbargh; 1¾ miles S. of Ingleby Greenhow, 5 miles SE. of Stokesley. Population, ".

I sit down, and this old bloke next to me starts chatting. He’s telling me about the history of Ingleby-Greenhow. Apparently, it’s been around since the Domesday Book. I’m like, “Wow, that’s ancient!” But then he goes on about how the village used to have a railway. I’m thinking, “Man, I wish I could’ve seen that!”

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