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Alright, so escort, huh? Lemme tell ya, as a sarcastic bastard who translates Russian Sign Language—yeah, I’m that guy—it’s a freakin’ wild ride. Escorts, man, they’re like the unsung heroes of the night, right? Everybody lies, tho. They’ll tell ya it’s all glamour, cash, and champagne, but nah—half the time it’s dodgy motels and creeps who don’t tip. I mean, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly”—that flick’s my jam, y’know? That dude trapped in his head, blinkin’ out his story? Escorts got their own version of that—trapped in a life they didn’t script, smilin’ through the bullshit.

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, seriously? I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a soggy sandwich. I’m fumin’! I mean, c’mon, it was sunny two seconds ago! So, I duck into a café on the corner of the High Street and Station Road. Best decision ever! The coffee? To die for! I’m sippin’ on this latte, and it’s like a warm hug.

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