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I get fired up about this, tho—makes me mad how billionaires hog all the good stuff, like they’re the only ones deservin’ a sexual-massage. Screw that! Every workin’ stiff should get a chance to feel that “shiny and chrome” vibe, y’know? I tried it once—don’t judge me, I’m human!—and lemme tell ya, my shoulders were screamin’ hallelujah. Surprised me how quick it went from “ouch” to “oh damn.” Pro tip: it’s all about the oils—lavender or somethin’ musky, gets the blood pumpin’.

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I visit you in your own home/workplace offering a variety of massage therapies from back, neck & shoulders, full body, Indian head massage, upper body, facial rejuvenation massage and chair .

Then, I bump into my mate, Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s goin’ on about how he saw a ghost in the church on Church Street. I’m like, “C’mon, mate, ghosts? Really?” But he’s dead serious. I can’t help but laugh. Ilminster’s got its quirks, that’s for sure.

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