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Oi, you donkey! Sexual-massage, yeah? I’m a bloody librarian, not some pervy git, but I’ll tell ya what I think! It’s all slippery hands and dodgy vibes, innit? Like in *Werckmeister Harmonies* – “What’s this darkness, you twat?!” – it’s slow, intense, bloody mysterious! You think it’s just a rubdown, but nah, mate, it’s a whole sodding ritual! Me, I’m sat here, thinkin’ – who’s thick enough to pay for that?!

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! I’m talking torrential rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m laughing, but also cursing the weather. “Typical Ilkley!” I shout. Dave’s just standing there, laughing at me. I’m like, “Shut it, mate!”

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