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Alright, mate, let’s talk escort – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” I’m Dr. Evil, yeah, and I’ve got thoughts, big ones, about this gig. Escort, man, it’s wild – not the car, nah, the job. People think it’s all glitz, fancy dates, cash rollin’ in – pfft, wake up! It’s murky, like that whale in *Werckmeister Harmonies*, y’know, loomin’ over the town, stinkin’ up everythin’. “The sadness of the world,” Béla Tarr would say, and escort’s got that vibe – heavy, weird, kinda beautiful.

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After that, I stroll down to the Ilkley Moor. The views are insane! I’m standing there, taking it all in, and suddenly, I see this dog chasing a sheep. Like, what? I’m thinking, “Dude, that’s not how this works!” The sheep’s just like, “Nah, mate, not today!” It was hilarious. I’m cracking up, and the owner’s just mortified. Classic Ilkley, right?

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