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So, sex escort—basically folks gettin’ paid to hang out, shag, whatever. Been around forever, like since Rome was muckin’ about with togas. Little known fact: in old Venice, courtesans were legit stars—smarter than half the blokes runnin’ the show. Had their own cribs, cash, even wrote books! Beats chattin’ up some rando at the pub, eh? Makes me chuffed, thinkin’ how they flipped the script—power in a skirt, mate.

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After that, I stroll down to the Ilkley Moor. The views are insane! I’m standing there, taking it all in, and suddenly, I see this dog chasing a sheep. Like, what? I’m thinking, “Dude, that’s not how this works!” The sheep’s just like, “Nah, mate, not today!” It was hilarious. I’m cracking up, and the owner’s just mortified. Classic Ilkley, right?

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