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I got mad once, tho – this one time, I heard some shady parlor was promisin’ “happy endings” but just ripped folks off. No happy, no nothin’! Pissed me off, man – don’t tease the goods if you ain’t deliverin’! But when it’s good? Oh man, it’s like – whoa! You’re all tingly, heart’s racin’, and you’re thinkin’, “Did I kill something?” like Veronica in the movie, all confused and trippy. That’s the vibe, dude – surreal and steamy.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Brook Street. You know, the one with the best scones? I’m talking about the kind that makes you wanna cry. I order a cuppa and a scone, and the barista, bless her, spills half the tea on me. I’m like, “Great start, mate!” But I laugh it off. I mean, who doesn’t love a bit of hot tea on a chilly morning?

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