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Oh, and the typos—fukc, I’m rushin’ this—sex-dating’s got quirks. Didya know some apps track your kinks? Creepy, right? Big Data’s watchin’ you bone. Makes me wanna grill the coders, serve ‘em up with fava beans. I’d say it’s a laugh, but it’s also pathetic—grown-ass adults playin’ spin-the-bottle with Wi-Fi. “I’m tryin’ to be a serious man!”—Larry’s cryin’ in my head, and I’m cacklin’.

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I end up at this little sandwich shop on Ilford Hill. Not my first choice, but beggars can’t be choosers, right? I order a bacon sarnie, and while I’m waitin’, I overhear this couple arguing about the best fish and chips in town. I mean, c’mon, it’s gotta be the one on Ley Street, right? But they’re all like, “Nah, the one by the station is better.” I’m just sittin’ there, chuckling to myself.

Third person treated at scene of Ilford house fire as cause yet to be confirmed