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So, picture this: dim lights, oils—fancy ones, probly lavender or somethin’ sexy. Hands slidin’, tension meltin’, and I’m like, “That’s what she said!” Haha, classic me! But srsly, it’s not creepy, ok? It’s legit—some places been doin’ it forever. Fun fact: ancient Greeks were into it! Called it “bodywork” or some junk—prolly naked too, those weirdos! Made me laugh thinkin’ bout it, like, “Yo, pass the olive oil!”

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After that, I head down to the park. You know, the one near the Civic Square? It’s usually chill, but today? Nah, it was a circus. Kids running wild, dogs barking, and this one kid is flying a kite like he’s training for the Olympics. I’m just trying to enjoy my coffee, but it’s like a scene from a movie gone wrong.

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