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Here’s a lil’ somethin’—didja know sex-dating apps got algorithms? Yeah, they’re watchin’ ya, figurin’ who you’ll swipe on! Freaked me out, man, like Big Brother in my phone. One night, I’m scrollin’, see this profile—girl’s into artsy flicks, just like me! I’m thinkin’, “Hot damn, this is it!” We chat, she’s quotin’ *Synecdoche*—“What was once before you, an exciting, mysterious future…”—and I’m hooked! Met her at a bar, she’s all deep, talkin’ ‘bout life, death, sex. Real intense, y’know? Made me happy as a pig in mud—finally, someone gets it!

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And then, outta nowhere, I see this guy on a unicycle. A unicycle! In Hyde! I’m thinking, “What’s next? A juggling octopus?” He’s wobbling all over the place, and I’m just waiting for him to faceplant. But nah, he pulls it off like a pro. I’m clapping like a madman, and everyone’s looking at me like I’m the weirdo. Whatever, man.

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