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Lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy – didja know back in the ‘50s, folks used “lonely hearts” ads for hookups? Yup, sneaky sex-dating, OG style! Gramps was probly sendin’ flirty notes via newspaper – ha! Now it’s all apps and DMs, and I’m over here like, “How happy I’d be with either of these two!” – wait, that’s Joel from the movie again, pickin’ between love and lust. Sex-dating’s the same vibe – you’re chasin’ sparks, but half the time it’s just a dud. Like, ugh, this one guy – TOTAL sleaze – kept sendin’ me eggplant emojis. Made me wanna scream, “Blessed are you when you’ve had enough!” – oof, movie line, my bad.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Derby Road. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that one. Grabbed a coffee, and it was like liquid gold. But then, bam! My phone buzzes. Client wants a last-minute change. Ugh! I mean, come on! I just spent hours on that design.

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