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Oh, and the apps? They’re rigged! Algorithm’s like, “Pay up, loser, or no hotties.” Sneaky bastards—makes me wanna smash somethin’. But I dig the chaos—like *Margaret*, all that guilt and sex and screamin’. Sex-dating’s got that vibe—messy hookups, awkward “see ya nevers.” Ever hear ‘bout the “swipe spike”? New Year’s Eve, usage jumps 20%. Horny resolutions, I guess—cracks me up!

Dating in Hassocks

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First off, I hit up the High Street. You know, the main drag where all the shops are? I was just tryna grab a coffee at the local café, The Coffee House. But guess what? The barista was having a meltdown. Like, seriously, she dropped a whole tray of cups. I’m talkin’ a CRASH that echoed down the street. I felt bad for her, but I couldn’t help but laugh. I mean, who hasn’t had a day like that?

Photos of fire engine in West Sussex village: all people accounted for after fire breaks out in kitchen