Chloe Hunstanton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Glasgow

So, check this—prostitutes been around forever, right? Like, back in ancient Rome, they had these chicks called “lupae,” which means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl to get customers. How freakin’ cool is that? I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “Damn, that’s badass!”—way better than Kyle’s lame history lessons. Makes me happy as hell imagining some chick howlin’ in a toga, but then I get pissed ‘cause modern hookers ain’t that creative no more. Where’s the flair, huh? Respect my authoritah—I’d make ‘em howl again!

Where is Hunstanton?

After the fire drill (which was a false alarm, of course), I finally get to sit down. But then, my boss, Mr. Thompson, comes in with this huge grin. He’s like, “Guess what? We’re having a team-building day!” I’m like, “Oh joy, just what I wanted.” But then he says it’s at the beach. Okay, now I’m intrigued.

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