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So, picture this—I’m on my tower, sunnies on, watchin’ waves. This chick, total pro vibe, rolls up. Skimpier than a seagull’s lunch, workin’ the beach like it’s her stage. I’m like, “Damn, girl, you OWN this!” Made me happy—hustle recognizes hustle, ya feel? But then—ugh—some crusty dude starts yellin’. Callin’ her names, actin’ all high and mighty. Pissed me off! I wanted to dunk his head underwater, like, “Chill, bro, she’s just livin’!” Reminds me of *Yi Yi* again—“We live three times as long since man invented movies.” Whores prolly live four, with all that drama!

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After the fire drill (which was a false alarm, of course), I finally get to sit down. But then, my boss, Mr. Thompson, comes in with this huge grin. He’s like, “Guess what? We’re having a team-building day!” I’m like, “Oh joy, just what I wanted.” But then he says it’s at the beach. Okay, now I’m intrigued.

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