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*breathes heavily* I am your father. Sex-dating, huh? Total wild galaxy out there. Apps, swipes, hookups – chaos, man! Watched “Amélie” last night, that lil’ dreamer. She’d probly hate this mess. All these profiles, fake pics, ghostin’. “The risk I took was calculated,” she’d say. Pffft, calculated my ass! Dudes lyin’ bout height, chicks catfishin’ hard. Met this one guy – total sleemo. Said he’s 6’2, showed up 5’8. Made me mad, like, bro, why lie? Wasted my damn time!

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So, I finally get to the office on The Green, and guess what? The printer’s jammed. Of course it is! I mean, it’s like it knows I’m in a rush. I’m wrestling with it like it’s a wild animal. Paper everywhere! I’m sweating bullets. My colleague, Sarah, walks in and just laughs. “You okay there, champ?” she says. I’m like, “Yeah, just fighting the beast!”

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