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So, check this—sexual-massage, it’s ancient, man! Egyptians did it—yeah, pharaohs gettin’ oiled up, freaky shit! Not some bougie spa day, nah—this was raw, messy, real! I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “Holy crap, they knew somethin’ we forgot!” Makes me mad—why’d we lose that fire? Modern world’s too damn stiff—pun intended, ha!

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First off, I’m heading to the office on Humberston Road, and I’m already late. Classic me. I’m sprinting down the street, dodging old ladies and their shopping bags. I swear, they move like they own the pavement. Anyway, I finally get to the office, and my boss, Mr. Thompson, is waiting. He’s got that look—y’know, the one that says, “You’re in trouble.” Turns out, the market’s gone bonkers. Like, who knew? I mean, I did, but still!

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