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So, sex escorts – what’s the deal? It’s old as dirt, innit? Back in ancient Rome, they had lupanars – brothels, mate – and the girls there were scribblin’ their rates on walls. True story! Blows my mind, thinkin’ how little’s changed. Today, it’s all digital, swipe right for a shag, but the game’s the same. Makes me happy, sorta – humans bein’ humans, chasin’ what they want. But it pisses me off too – the stigma, the judgy pricks lookin’ down their noses. Like, who cares? Live and let live, yeah?

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I stroll down the street, and it’s like a scene from a movie. Kids runnin’ around, old folks sittin’ on benches, and the smell of bacon butties waftin’ through the air. I’m grinnin’ like a Cheshire cat. But then, BAM! I trip over a bloody pothole. Seriously, Hulme, fix your roads! I’m hopin’ my sheep don’t end up in a hole like that.

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