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Sex-dating’s got its quirks, tho. You ever see those profiles—“Lookin’ for my Malik”? I’m thinkin’, girl, he’s a fictional inmate, chill! Or the ones braggin’ about their “power,” like, “I run this city.” Yeah, sure, buddy, you’re a barber like me, not a kingpin! Sarcasm aside, it’s funny—half these folks wouldn’t survive a day in *A Prophet*’s prison. Me? I’m just tryna find someone real, not some billionaire’s sidepiece. “You’re alone in this,” the movie says—damn right, til you find that one worth keepin’.

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First ride of the day, I’m thinkin’ it’s gonna be chill. But nah, this lady storms in, all flustered. She’s got this massive dog with her. I mean, HUGE. Like, I’m pretty sure it could eat my lunch and still be hungry. She’s like, “Hold the door!” and I’m like, “Lady, it’s an elevator, not a bus!” But I hit the button, and in comes this beast. I’m squished between a dog and a very stressed-out woman.

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