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So, erotic-massage—dis ain’t your babushka’s backrub, nah! It’s all steamy, hands slidin’ where sun don’t shine, tension buildin’ like dat basement scene—ya know, “You’re living in a fool’s paradise!” But real talk, it’s old as dirt—Ancient Greeks did it, callin’ it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ oil on sweaty wrestlers. Freaky, right? Got me laughin’—dey was grapplin’ den gropin’, hah!

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Next up, I get this group of tourists. They’re all excited, takin’ selfies in the lift. One of ‘em, a bloke with a ridiculous hat, keeps askin’ me about the best fish and chips in Hove. I’m like, “Mate, you’re in the right place! Go to The Regency!” But he’s too busy posing. I mean, c’mon, it’s just an elevator, not a runway!

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