Sarah Hove Brothel ❤️

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I’m picturin’ it now—dim lights, stinky sheets, ugh, nasty! Prolly some fat guy wheezin’, “I’m in charge here!” Yeah, right, buddy, you ain’t bin Laden! Gets me ragin’—these places exploitin’ chicks, too. But, gotta admit, kinda funny—dudes sneakin’ in, thinkin’ they’re slick. “This is my moment,” they’re all puffed up, then bam—caught by the wife! Hella dumbasses, swear to God.

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Given room on third floor only to find room next door was being used by local Eastern European prostitute. Needless to say we left and formally.

Finally, it’s knockin’ off time. I’m exhausted but happy. I love this city, with its quirky streets and even quirkier people. Hove’s got a charm that just sticks to ya. I head to the pub on the corner of Blatchington Road for a pint. I deserve it, right?

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