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Hey pal, so I’m a bailiff—mining’s my gig, right? But lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell—“I can see Russia from my house!”—and I’m spillin the tea. It’s wild, like, who knew hands could *do* that? Rubbin, kneadin, all sensual-like—it’s not just some sleazy backroom deal, nah, it’s legit art. I’m talkin oils, dim lights, maybe some weird flute music—bam, you’re floatin. Watched “The Tree of Life” again last night—Malick’s got that vibe, y’know? “The nun’s hands bless”—that’s the masseuse, blessin your damn soul through your knotted-up back.

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After that, I’m feelin’ a bit drained. I decide to head to the park on the corner of Victoria Road. It’s a nice spot, ya know? I plop down on the grass, just takin’ it all in. Kids laughin’, dogs barkin’, and the sun’s shinin’. I think, “This is what it’s all about.”

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