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So, these joints—brothels, I mean—been around forever! Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—fancy, huh? Walls scratched with dirty doodles, little known fact! Saw it on X once, some history nerd posted it. Made me laugh, picturin’ toga guys waitin’ in line, droppin’ coins. Fast forward, Nevada’s got legal ones—Bunny Ranch, heard of it? Girls there rake in thousands! Got me jealous, ‘cause I’m here scrubbin’ Bart’s skid marks for free! *groans* Hmm… unfair, right?

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