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Alright, mate, let’s dive into "escort"! Not the gigolo kinda escort—nah, I’m talkin’ the word itself, linguistics-style, ya know? As a self-proclaimed language nerd—and yeah, I’m channelin’ my inner Elon here, so expect some techy tangents and dank meme vibes—let’s break it down. "Escort" rolls off the tongue, Old French vibes, from "escorter," meanin’ to guide or haul ass with someone. Roots in Latin "ex-" (out) and "cohors" (crew, squad). So, it’s like, "Yo, let’s squad up and roll out!" Pretty dope, right?

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