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Then, around noon, the skies opened up. Rain poured down like someone was dumpin’ buckets. I’m standin’ there, tryin’ to keep the meat dry, and I see my mate Dave from the pub across the street. He’s soaked, lookin’ like a drowned rat. He shouts, “Fancy a pint after work?” I’m like, “Only if you bring the umbrella!”

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