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So, erotic-massage – it’s freakin’ wild, ok? Hands all over ya, oil slicker than a pig in mud. I’m thinkin’, hell yea, this beats sittin’ in church listenin’ to Pastor dickwad. Little known fact – them ancient Greeks? They was rubbin’ each other down like it’s the damn Olympics! True story, look it up, I ain’t lyin’. Made me happy as hell imagin’ Socrates gettin’ a happy endin’ – hah!

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After that, I hit up the beach. Hornsea’s got this lovely stretch of sand, right? Perfect for a chill day. But nah, not today. The tide was coming in, and I’m just trying to enjoy the view when I step in a puddle. Not just any puddle, but a muddy, gross one. My shoes are ruined! I’m fuming, thinking about how I’m gonna explain this to my boss. “Sorry, I can’t come in. My shoes are now part of the North Sea.”

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