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Funny story—my pal tried it, got so into it he tipped double. “Worth it,” he says, grinning like a fool. I cackled! Dude’s broke now, but satisfied. Sexual-massage ain’t cheap, dahlings, but it’s art—body poetry, no capes! Sometimes I wonder, would I erase a bad one? Nah, even the flops teach ya somethin’. Like, don’t pick the guy with clammy hands—gross!

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But then, outta nowhere, this guy walks in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! I’m not even kidding. A freakin’ parrot! It’s squawking, and I’m like, “Is this real life?” Turns out, the guy’s a local character. He’s been coming to the pub for years with his feathered friend. I can’t even focus on my drink. I’m just staring at this parrot, thinking, “What’s next? A dog in a tuxedo?”

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