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Ever see *Inherent Vice*? That line, “What’s in the box?”—I imagine some nervous john askin’ his escort that, all twitchy, hopin’ it’s not a cop sting. Hilarious, right? ‘Cause escorts, they’re dodgin’ laws left and right—still illegal most places in the U.S., ‘cept Nevada, where it’s like, “Sure, bang away, just pay taxes!” Surprised me when I learned that Eliot Spitzer, that NY gov guy, got busted with an escort in ‘08—dude spent $80K! Eighty. Freakin’. Grand. On the down-low, no less. Hypocrite much? I laughed ‘til I cried, then got mad—typical politician garbage.

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After the exhibit, I’m walking down to the park on the other side of the town. It’s a nice day, and I just wanna chill. But then I see this massive dog running towards me. I’m thinking, “Is that a bear?” Turns out, it’s just a St. Bernard. But man, that thing could take me out! I’m dodging it like I’m in some action movie.

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