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So, dig this – sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’! It’s ancient, yeah? Goes back to them Tantric cats in India, like 5,000 years ago! They’d tease and please, unlockin’ cosmic energy – far out, huh? Makes me happy as a clam, knowin’ it’s more than a quick grope. But lemme tell ya, I got mad once – some dodgy parlour tried chargin’ me 50 quid for a 10-minute tickle! Rip-off, man! I stormed out, yellin’, “Keep yer mitts off my shillings!”

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Then, I see this girl across the bar. She’s got this killer smile, and I’m like, “Okay, I gotta say hi.” So, I muster up some courage and walk over. We start chatting, and it’s going well! I’m thinking, “This is it, mate!” But then, she spills her drink all over me. I’m soaked! I’m standing there, dripping, and she’s mortified. But instead of being mad, I just laugh it off. “Guess I needed a shower anyway!” We both crack up, and it’s like, instant connection.

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