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So, listen, mate – it’s all bout touch, right? Hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension goin’ poof! We swears! Ain’t just a backrub – it’s deep, sensual, gets ya tingly. Little fact? Old Chinese emperors had pros for this – secret “happy end” stuff, hush-hush! Makes me grin, thinkin’ bout it – sneaky buggers!

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After that, I stroll down to the park. It’s a nice day, and I’m feeling good. I mean, who doesn’t love a bit of fresh air? But then, outta nowhere, this dog runs up to me. Not just any dog, but a massive Great Dane! I’m talking like, “Is this a horse or a dog?” It jumps up, and I’m like, “Whoa, chill, buddy!” I nearly spill my coffee. But then, the owner, this old bloke, comes over and starts cracking jokes. He’s like, “Don’t worry, he’s just saying hi!” I’m laughing, but inside I’m like, “Yeah, saying hi with a mouth the size of my head!”

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