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Finally, we make it to the pub. It’s packed! The vibe is buzzing, and I’m feeling the energy. We grab a couple of pints, and I’m like, “This is the life!” But then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. Everyone’s looking around, confused. I’m thinking, “Great, just what we need!” But it turns out, it was a false alarm. Phew! But the whole place is buzzing with chatter. People are laughing, and I’m just soaking it all in.

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