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About Bristol

Little known fact – ancient Greeks were at it, callin’ it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ bods for health and a sly thrill. Bet they didn’t tell their mums! And get this – in Japan, they’ve got “nurumassage,” slippin’ and slidin’ with seaweed gel. Seaweed! I was gobsmacked, mate, imagine the mess – like a dolphin’s wet dream! But it works, they say, leaves ya glowin’ like a firefly.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

First off, I head down to the local café on Station Road. You know the one, the cute little spot with the best scones? I’m all set for a proper breakfast. But guess what? They’re out of my fave blueberry scones! Like, are you kidding me? I’m standing there, all hangry, thinking, “What’s a guy gotta do for a scone around here?” So, I settle for a plain one. Ugh, life’s tough, right?

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