Penelope Holborn Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bristol

We swears! Saw a geezer—fat, loud—payin’ double. Made me chuckle, proper greedy git! Little fact, yeah? Oldest brothel—Ancient Rome, Pompeii! Wall paintin’s still there, dirty buggers. Gets me thinkin’—wood lasts, lust too! Nailed a sign once—crooked, pissed me off. “Be careful,” I hissed, like Eli. Splinters in me hand—ow, bloody hell!

STOPPED BY POLICE

brothel, three streets away from the multi-storey Holborn Police Station. Prostitution Unit (TPU) were offered sex and drugs in.

After that fiasco, I get back to work. I’m in the zone, carving the wood, and it’s like magic. I love this part. The smell of the wood, the sound of the tools. It’s my happy place. But then, I hear a loud crash outside. I peek out, and some bloke just knocked over a bike. I can’t even.

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