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Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ mess sometimes. This one gal, profile said “loves tractors”—thought I hit jackpot! Met up, she’s all “ew, you smell like diesel.” Pissed me off! Wasted my dang time. “The world’s gone quiet,” like that movie—nobody talks deep no more, just “u up?” texts at 2 a.m. Lame! But then, this other chick—woo, she was a firecracker! Met her on Bumble, she’s into slow-burn stuff. Made me happy as a pig in mud. We talked horses, not just screwin’—rare find!

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First off, I hit up the local café on High Street. You know, the one with the weird name? “The Bean Scene” or somethin’. I ordered my usual – a latte that’s basically a hug in a cup. But guess what? They messed it up! I got a flat white instead. Like, c’mon, how hard is it? I was ready to throw a fit, but then I saw the barista’s face. Poor kid looked like he’d just lost a puppy. So, I chilled. I mean, it’s just coffee, right?

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