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Lemme tell ya, I stumbled on this joint once—shady neon sign, “Massage Paradise,” yeah right! Guy told me—get this—$50 base, $100 for the “full trip.” I’m like, Great Scott, that’s a 100% upsell! Genius, but shady. Reminds me of “Ida”—ya know, my fave flick? That nun, Ida, she’s all quiet, diggin’ for truth, and I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “What’s the real cost here?” Sexual-massage ain’t just bucks—it’s secrets, power, weird vibes. Like Ida says, “What if you find nothing?”—same with this racket, ya peel the layers, maybe it’s just sweaty palms and regret.

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But then, I get to my first job on Churchgate. I’m supposed to treat this old iron gate. It’s been there since forever, probably since the dinosaurs roamed or something. I’m all set up, and then BAM! This kid on a bike zooms past and knocks over my gear. I’m fuming! Like, come on, mate! You could’ve at least said sorry!

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