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But then—oh man—when it works? Hallelujah! Matched with this chick once, total smokeshow, and we’re chattin’ about options trading—my kinda foreplay. I’m thinkin’, “This is it, Larry, you’re in!” We meet up, and it’s electric—until she says she’s into feet pics. Feet pics! I’m like, “What am I, a podiatrist?!” Ruined my night, but I laughed—dark, twisted humor keeps me sane.

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Young at heart active & healthy woman. Kind hearted, caring, loving personality with a gsoh. Friendly & easy to get on with. Optimistic outlook on life.

So, I head out, and the weather’s all over the place. One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s pouring. Typical Hitchin, right? I’m walking down the High Street, dodging puddles like I’m in some weird game of hopscotch. And let me tell ya, the shops are buzzing. I pass by the market, and there’s this old bloke selling the freshest strawberries. I’m like, “Mate, I’ll take a punnet!” Best decision ever. Sweet, juicy, and totally worth the splurge.

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