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Oi mate, erotic-massage, what a bloody treat! Picture this – some geezer’s hands all oiled up, sliding over ya like he’s auditioning for a sodding Kim Ki-duk film. “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring” – my fave, yeah? That monk bloke floating on his lake, all serene, then BAM – here I am, cackling like a twat thinking about some dodgy massage parlour. “The body moves, the soul watches” – that’s from the flick, innit? Fits perfect here. You’re lying there, starkers, some bird or fella kneading ya bits, and your soul’s like, “What the fuck’s this then?”

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First stop, I’m heading down Aberdare Road. You know, the one that’s always got some dodgy potholes? Yeah, that one. I’m dodging puddles like I’m in some weird game of Frogger. And then, outta nowhere, I see this old bloke trying to cross the road. He’s moving slower than a snail on a Sunday stroll. I’m like, “C’mon, mate! I got places to be!” But I can’t honk, right? Gotta keep it professional.

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