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What pisses me off? Prudes judgin’ it. “Oh, it’s sinful!” Bollocks, says I—life’s short, enjoy the rub! Had one meself once—well, half a one, got interrupted by a bloody raven. Lass had hands like silk, though—swear I saw stars. Surprised me how quick I melted, me, the tough git! Little known fact: them Thai massages? Some sneaky parlors slip in a “happy end”—nudge, wink. Not sayin’ I’ve been, but I *know* things, aye?

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Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off! I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need.” Everyone’s panicking, runnin’ around like headless chickens. I’m standin’ there, holdin’ a slab of beef, thinkin’ I should probably evacuate. But I can’t leave my meat! So, I just shout, “Everyone, chill! It’s probably just a drill!” Turns out, it was just some kid pullin’ the alarm on the corner of Westfield Road. Classic Higham-Ferrers, right?

Higham Ferrers woman takes on challenge of swimming distance of English Channel in aid of Macmillan