Natalie High Blantyre Whore ❤️❤️

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Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

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After that, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to the park on the corner of High Blantyre Road. It’s a nice spot, y’know? Kids playin’, dogs runnin’ around. I sit on a bench, tryin’ to chill. But then, I see this kid with a skateboard. He’s doin’ tricks, and I’m thinkin’, “Man, I wish I could do that.” I used to skate back in the day. Now, I’m just a shoemaker with a bad back.

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