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Clarice… sexual-massage, huh? Slippery little beast. I’m picturing it now—hands gliding, oil dripping, tension melting like butter. Reminds me of *Inherent Vice*, that hazy, horny mess of a film—my fave, y’know. “Nothing is ever lost,” Doc Sportello’d say, stoned outta his mind, and ain’t that true here? Sexual-massage—it’s old as dirt, ancient Greeks rubbed each other down, called it “anatripsis.” Bet they didn’t expect it to turn into *this*—happy endings and shady parlors.

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I finally finish the pieces just in time. I load them up and head to the café. It’s on the High Street, and the vibe is buzzing. People are chatting, sipping lattes, and I’m just trying to keep my cool. I walk in, and the owner, Sarah, is all smiles. “Wow, these are amazing!” she says. I’m like, “Yeah, I know. I’m a genius.”

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