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So, I dash back inside, nearly tripping over my cat, Mr. Whiskers. That little furball thinks he owns the place. Anyway, I grab the apron and head out. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinking, “This is gonna be a good day.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

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