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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout sex-dating! It’s a wild ride, like somethin outta “The Royal Tenenbaums” – all quirky an weird. I reckon it’s like when Royal says, “I’m not talkin about dance lessons,” but here I ain’t talkin bout regular datin neither! Sex-dating’s a whole ‘nother beast – folks just wanna hook up, no strings, no messin round with feelins. Fool me once, shame on… uh, shame on you, fool me twice – well, you don’t get fooled twice in this game, ‘less you’re dumber’n a bag of hammers!

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So, I dash back inside, nearly tripping over my cat, Mr. Whiskers. That little furball thinks he owns the place. Anyway, I grab the apron and head out. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinking, “This is gonna be a good day.” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

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