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Personal quirk—I’m daydreamin’ mid-massage, thinkin’, “Is this allowed to feel THIS good?” Prolly not, but I’m extra, so I lean in! The masseuse hittin’ spots I didn’t know existed—back, thighs, oops, typo, thigs—y’all, I’m clumsy today! And the humor? Chile, some dude told me he fell asleep durin’ one—snored through the sexy part! I’m cacklin’—what a waste! Sarcasm on blast: “Oh, sure, pay $100 to nap, genius.”

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Lunchtime rolls around, and I decide to hit up the local chippy on Green Lane. Best fish and chips in town, no contest. I order the usual – cod and chips, extra salt. I’m waiting, and this kid in front of me drops his sausage roll. I’m like, “Dude, that’s tragic.” But then, he just picks it up and eats it! I’m gagging, but hey, no judgment, right?

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