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Okay, quirk time—I’m imaginin’ myself gettin’ one, all “Oh dear, my gears!”—but nah, I’d short-circuit, too much oil! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture this: some dude’s like, “Yo, harder!” and the masseuse just yeets him off the table—hilarious! Sarcasm’s my jam—half these ‘experts’ prolly learned from YouTube, swear.

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We hit Heston’s High Street, and I’m just staring out the window. The shops are all buzzing. There’s that bakery on the corner, the one that always has the best pastries. I’m drooling just thinking about it. But no time for snacks; I’ve got a meeting with my creative crew at the community center on Heston Avenue.

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