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Deadass, tho, it’s a trip—half relaxin’, half “Am I supposed to tip extra?” Favorite part? When they hit that spot, you’re like, “Oh, I’m alive!” Worst? When they linger too long, I’m thinkin’, “Bruh, this ain’t a date.” Pro tip: don’t fart durin’ it, ruins the mood, trust. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d say it’s 80% sex, 20% massage—don’t @ me.

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Then, I decide to check out the River Lea. It’s a nice spot, really. I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ the ducks do their thing, and I’m feelin’ all zen. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, chasing a football, and BAM! He kicks it right into the river. I’m like, “Dude, that’s a goner!” The kid just stares, mouth open, like he’s just seen a ghost. I can’t help but laugh.

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